More on my long-term vision

If you read my recent "long-term vision" post, I have one additional note to add.

If you haven't read it yet, scroll down about just a hair--I think it's called "Tooting my own Horn"--and read that one first. Otherwise, this one will make no sense.

Anyway, the additional note is that someday I see myself having a soul patch. Not one of those that look like dirt under the lip, but rather a really long one, perhaps three or four inches, braided so it looks like a vile, disgusting rat tail, perhaps with a decorative string or something holding the end of the braid together.

It would probably have some dried clam chowder on it. Manhattan style.