The Relative Merits of Fame, Continued

Earlier, while reflecting about the relative merits of the fame I have achieved, I mused:

I had assumed that more people would stare at me on the street; buy me beers at the Peter McManus cafe; offer to sleep with me. None of this has happened.

Well halleluiah, Brother. One of these things has now happened. Am working as diligently as I can on the other two.