West Coast Correspondent Smotes Opposition in Chicago Marathon

TYOMP (pronounced, dis-intuitively, "triumph") West Coast Correspondent Aimee Something recently ran in the Chicago Marathon. Although first hand reports are skimpy, and newspaper reports suggest that someone else won the women's division, I have no doubt that she comported herself with grace, sportsmanship, and a joie de vivre of the very first class.

At least until her knees started really hurting. Then I'm sure she was all elbows and surly glances.