Friday, May 21, 2010

Live-blogging the Mets


Of course I'm not live-blogging the Mets. It's way too painful to watch. It's like watching a loved one be electrocuted. I mean, what's the up-side to that?

The best way to watch the Mets is to tape the show, go to bed and then read the newspaper the next day. If they won, you then go back, during breaks between layers of paint, and watch the game. If they lost? Erase the tape.

Of course the word 'tape' is a archaism, if that's even a word. Meaning something that's archaic.

I happen to know they are down 2-0 in the 8th. My guess is I'm gonna have to find something else to watch tomorrow.


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