Bed with Wife #2

Further adding to my depression is the state of Bed with Wife:

A state I would describe as completely nowheresville.

When the black went wrong it went very wrong, and the impossibility of the situation became quickly evident.  My solution?  My solution was to take my paint scraper and smear it down so when I white the whole thing out again I'll have a smooth surface upon which I can start over.  You have to pick your battles.  The gessoing will commence in about fifteen minutes.