13,000

Assuming 186 visitors arrive here before 8pm, Eastern Daylight, I will have hit thirteen thousand visitors for the last month.  At which point, I will feel like this ...

Honestly, people.  Do something more productive with your lives than visiting here.

Obviously you don't mean that.
Why not?
Because it's a bit disingenuous to castigate the reader for visiting the site and then post some stupid cat picture that's designed to stimulate traffic the way only cute cat pictures can.
Point taken.  But it is a cute picture.
Yes it is.