The Greek Chorus Weighs In

A-hah!  I knew you weren't being fully up front with us re. this whole 'I don't read much fantasy' business.
Fine.
Fantasy?  Really?
Hey.  What can I say?  I have a restless mind.
Is that like where your wife finally asks for a divorce because she can't stand being kept up all night with your leg shaking?  Except it's your brain?
It's exactly like that.
Wow.  The imaginary dog should have been a clue.