Monday, October 22, 2007

Literary Humor

Shakespeare and the King of England are sitting against a tree, taking shots of Jack Daniels straight from the bottle. At some point, Shakespeare get up to leave. The King follows suite until Shakespeare turns and points to the now-left-behind bottle of JD, saying: "Henry ... the fifth?"

Were I a more gifted craftsman, I would also weave in something having to do with "leave the gun, take the cannoli."


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