Monday, November 12, 2007

We're Totally Screwed

Herewith--the function of a massive spasm of productivity:

"Big Ben (We're Totally Screwed) I".

I love his forehead.

I'm going to look at him again tomorrow, at which time, unless matters of grave import summon me elsewhere, I will trot my ass down to Wall Street and prop Big Ben up against a wall.

Let the spectacle begin.

On the eBay auction site I'm thinking about starting at $3,500. I am also considering adding a "Buy Now" feature with what I believe is an engaging twist: Buy Now for $8,000, get a free Alan Greenspan companion painting titled "Big Alan (Who Me?) I".

Who could resist that?


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