Lehman Falls

Newsflash:  You try rolling canvas that's been gessoed, then laminated, if that's the right word for just sticking the stuff on, with newsprint front and back, around a 11/4" dowel.

It doesn't work.

I mean to say, it works.  I'm strong enough to do it.  But it looks like shit.  We're hoping to have better luck with Plan B than, say, the Speaker of the House.  Me?  I'm worried about getting the top and bottom parallel.