I went upstairs ...

... and took a picture of my parka.

Canada Goose Arctic Program.

Specifically, the Expedition Parka.  Good to thirty below, which makes seven above feel like a cakewalk.  Except on your face, hands, legs and feet.  I'm told that's coyote fur, about which I have mixed feelings.

Why?
Well, I hope somebody ate that coyote after they skinned it.
Mmmmm.  Coyote makes for some good eating.
Really?
How should I know?  I'm Greek.

This coat is so warm that you can't wear it unless it's near freezing.  You'll cook.