Local Art Students Needed

I am looking for a couple of local art students to come to my studio and transcribe as much of the beginning of Moby Dick onto the trousers of my Uncle Sam as will fit.  The idea is that one reads and the other writes.  Then switch.  Because, honestly, I'm not gonna do it.

Each will receive a modest stipend and have their names written on the sculpture.  If you know anyone, ask them to contact me.  Neat penmanship is the only criterion.

If you're reading this in Kuala Lumpur or some other far-flung place, pay no attention and just scroll down to the Modigliani painting instead.