On a less controversial note ...

... I'm painting Sam's pants blue.

The thinking is this:  There's still plenty of space left to write on his jacket/hat/collar/shirt.  And I'd rather see that densely packed than having something dribbling down the leg.  If you will.

Beside, I think it'll look nice.  Dapper, if you will.  I wonder if I have any blue paint lying around.