Boris Johnson

If you've never met the mayor of London, he looks just like this, upside down ...

Wow.

There's a part of me that thinks it would be fun to leave his face like this, execute the hair, shirt, tie and shoulders, inscribe the title, sign the damned thing and be happy as a clam.  Because, in the end, don't we all look like this?  If we look closely enough?

I mean, Francis Bacon thinks people look like this ...

And I admire him very much.  You should see his studio.

Seriously, I bet if I just went into BigBoris and made some effort to identify the eyes, nose and mouth, then trimmed up the border of the face, it would almost work, in a sort of a way.