The Woz

 Not that one.  The girl ...

There you go.  I rather do like that they play Sweet Caroline at the end of the matches she wins.  Just won tonight; advancing to the semis against some tomato can who has somehow snuck into the proceedings.

Her name is Peng Shuai, and you should show her some respect.
She's a tomato can.

If one assumes that The Woz will beat Peng and get to the finals, you know that Voldemort, the Unspeakable One, awaits.  I'm slightly nauseated at the thought so I'm going to bed.

Is it snuck or sneaked?
Sneak, snack, snuck.
Thanks.