Sunday, January 27, 2008

The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders

The episode of "So You Think You're Smarter than a 5th Grader" that I watched (if that's even the right name) featured about six of the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders in place of a like number of what I assumed would have been 5th graders had they not been replaced by fully grown, beautiful-in-a-slightly-plastic-way women dressed in almost-pornographic outfits.



Brear! Briiiiiiiirng! I don't know how to spell that word. It's more of a sound than a word, anyway. What's the word for words like that? Onomanopia? Or something like that?

Anyway, one of the questions (which I must say made me respect 5th graders even more than I already do) asked: What is the singular form of the word "lice"? (As in head lice.)

All the 5th graders got it right. All the cheerleaders got it wrong.

You do the math, but this is certainly why sensible people are Giants fans.

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