Otis "Required" Reading

You know how athletes sometimes have engaging nicknames? LeBron "King" James, for example? Barry "The Last" Word? If I was Otis Reading, I would request that people call me Required.

How confusing would that be?

That said, I am here to tell you that it was Otis Reading that called Ahmet Ertegun "Omelet." Which makes me seethe with anger, but I'm a big enough man to cough my inadequacies up like hairballs.