Pathetic little fantasies #12 & 35

The Mega-Ball jackpot is looking nice.  I'd like to win that.

Do you have a ticket?
No.
Okay...

And watching the Knicks beat the Heat the other night makes me almost believe that this season could be fun to watch.

Really?  You're like a spouse in an abusive relationship.  Your mate promises everything will be okay and you believe her; all the while your friends are telling you to run for your life.
Yeah, but did you see them?  They looked like they finally figured things out.
Impressive, yes.  But I'm not convinced.  
You Greeks are very negative.
You try Merkelnomics for a while and get back to us.
Okay.  If I don't sell a painting soon I'll be doing just that.
I'm predicting the odds of you winning the Mega-Ball without having purchased a ticket and the Knicks having a decent season as roughly the same.
You Greeks are very negative.
You try Merkelnomics for a while and get back to us.
Okay.  If I don't sell a painting soon I'll be doing just that.