Questions for the Gods of Basketball

Did I miss the memo?  When did Roy Hibbert become Wilt Chamberlain and Bill Russell, all in one package?

Me?  I'm not buying it.

Me?  Me and my teammates would be taking it to the rack every single possession.  He may block some, but the fouls will accumulate and the forces of Good will prevail.

Me?  I am not afraid of Roy Hibbert.

The only problem is that I don't play for the Knicks.  Or the Heat.  I'm probably not good enough to play for the Heat anyway, but I think I could definitely make the Knicks roster.