Broke my toe(s)

Can't speak.  Broke my toe(s).

I was out in the garden yesterday evening picking a tomato to put in the dinner.  Coming back onto the porch I kicked the composter with my bare foot.  The pain was so intense I almost painted a Gilbert & George painting in my drawers.

Last night I could barely walk.  This morning I woke up and it felt a lot better, but looked like this ...

Yikes.  I'd go to the doctor, but they'd just tell me to go home and man up.