And one last Derek Jeter thing

There's a listicle in the Times laying out the man's career achievements.  It's so long, given the sheer weight of the man's achievements, it takes half an hour to read -- an easy hour if you watch the videos and click through the links -- but it fails to mention that last night he became the oldest Yankee to have four straight multiple-hit games.

I don't like this side of you.
What side.
This squishy Jeter-loving side.
It won't last long, I promise.
You know there's no gift bag for you no matter how much you suck up.
I know.  That's a whole different thing.
Okay.  Just so we're clear.