Monday, February 04, 2008

Go Blue

I'm going to paint a picture of David Tyree executing the penultimate catch of the Super Bowl with his helmet and one hand. Then I'm going to sell it to the Giants.

Then I might paint another one. Something of Strahan, perhaps, that they can buy and give to him for retirement.

Then, slowly, inexorably drawn by the money, my ass will be dragged into the same primordial goop that imprisons LeRoy Nieman.

Omigod! Look what he's done with Lombardi!

God help me.


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