Update on Bilbo Baggins

It was his 111th birthday.  Pronounced "eleventy-first."  At the same time, it was young Frodo's 33rd birthday.  Pronounced "thirty-third."

Also Patrick Ewing's number ...

Just so we're clear:  I love this man.  I wish someone would let him be a head coach somewhere.

[Memo to Michael Jordan:  WTF?  Your team's a disaster -- give Patrick a chance]