The Legal System as per Johnny Cochran

How about that Oscar Pistorius getting acquitted?

Okay, it's the middle of the night.  You wake up and notice your girlfriend is not in the bed.  You hear some noise in the bathroom, immediately decide that it's burglars, pull out your Glock and start blazing away through the door.  Once your magazine is spent you shout, "Honey, I got 'em," assuming she's downstairs either having a glass of orange juice or talking to the other burglars.  Turns out, not so much.

Me?  I might have shouted something like "Honey, is that you in the bathroom?" before I started busting caps.

Furthermore, what kind of burglar hides in the bathroom?

All that aside, one can't ignore one of the most basic tenets of the Rule of Law:  if the glove don't fit, acquit.