Friday, May 18, 2007

Van Gogh

I hate people who pronounce Van Gogh like that bread that Jewish people like.
You mean like Van Guy?
No, man. I was thinking about challah. That kind of gutteral 'ch' at the end.
Not rye?
No.
Like Van Goch. Gutteral.
Exactly. I hate that. Too pretentious. I pronounce it like Van Go.
Like Chinese food. To-go.
Exactly. I sometimes wonder what guys like Van Gogh did before they had Chinese to-go.
Why?
Because without those plastic to-go containers, where did they keep their paints?

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