URGENT! READING THIS POST MAY CAUSE YOU TO RECONSIDER YOUR THINKING ON THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN GOD, MAN, THE UNIVERSE AND...

...THE PARTICULAR CHALLENGES OF CREATING COMPELLING REPRESENTATIONAL IMAGES BY THROWING PAINT OFF THE END OF A TEN CENT STICK.

All of which by way of preparing you for the fact that, literally, the moment I pushed the "post" button on the previous post, up pops "Hey Joe" on iTunes.

LITERALLY.

You do the math.

Me? I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady.