Honestly, Where's the self-restraint/

I refer, of course, to the wag who wrote "Now, I wonder, is Ken Lewis' penis as small as Bernie Madoff's?"



Anyway, what do you do? I mean, the two things I say to people are that they can write anything they want (this, it would appear, is the rub) and not to write on the face itself.

So there you are. Day One of "The Annotated Lewis."