Things I'd like to buy the next time I sell a painting

I'm gonna get one of these the next time a ship rolls into my particular port.  A green velvet blazer.  Honestly, the mind reels.

And a pair of these too.

Dries Van Noten and John Lobb, respectively.  I might wait til I lose 100 pounds before jumping on the blazer.  But the shoes ...

Honestly, the mind reels.

Note:  both photos courtesy of Esquire Magazine.  You'd think they'd send me free product for a placement like this.