Hi, You

As has been noted, I'm fragile emotionally.  Part of being an artist is staying open to the experience, so you tend to have less defenses than regular people.  So when I watch the commercials they show on sports shows I tend to believe that I have all the diseases with those weird, so-called consumer-friendly abbreviations.

Like Low-T.  A-Fib.  High-U (which leads to gout).  You name it.  Plus something involving someone named Edie.

That's E.D.
Gaaaah!  Not that!

At least I'm not a Yankees fan, so I don't have A-Rod.  But I'm still a wreck.