Oysters and Champagne for my birthday

Prosecco really, but who's watching that closely?

That's not an oyster.  It's a chicken.
Same thing, really.

The whole night was like a Mastercard commercial ...

-- one oyster for every 5 years of my life
-- one bottle of Prosecco for every four oysters
-- a small group of friends
-- somebody else paid the bill ...

Priceless!

I don't think the Mastercard commercials are that math-intensive.
Perhaps not.
But happy birthday.  Thanks for the invite.
You were there.
We were?
Yeah.  You're always with me.
Like Picasso?
Exactly.