The good news and the bad

The good news is that I just caught a fly with my bare hand.  Which is impressive for a man of my age.

The bad news is that, once you have it in your hand, you're kind of grossed out.  Not sure what to do.  I smush it a little, then throw it as hard as I can on the floor.  If I had a dog, the dog would then pad over, smell it, then slurp it up.  But I don't.