Advanced Micology

Just while I'm still lathered up, it occurs to me that "Tell your doctor if you have been to areas where certain fungal infections are common" is right up there in the annals of stupid corporate-speak with "On behalf of our Houston-based flight crew, we hope you enjoy your stay in New York or wherever your final destination may take you."

What the fuck does "wherever your final destination may take you" even mean?

I don't know.
Me neither.

I could be wrong, but Continental, back when Continental existed, used to end it with "... your stay in New York or the city of your final destination."

Just push "Publish."
I am.