My iPad's in the Fridge

The shit we do to our Apple devices ...


Got a text message a little while ago.  Went inside to do something in response.  Took longer than I thought.  Turns out I left my iPad off, with the glass side up, in direct sunlight.  Came back out.  iPad too hot to touch.  Am experiencing anxiety.

iPad in fridge.

Thank God I have an Android phone.  Which surely would have had the sense to get up and walk to the shady part of the porch.

You've been watching too much Battlestar Galactica.
Possibly.