Tampons

Both my children, both of whom are women, came for a visit a couple of weekends ago.  One came out of the bathroom and said, "Why do you have tampons in your bathroom?"  I replied, "They certainly aren't for my use.  One of you must have left them behind from the last visit."  Or something like that.

Me?  I don't think about menstruation that much.  Why should I?  But if you do, you might get a giggle out of this ...



The good news is that the Sochi Winter Olympics are only about seven months away.  Da!