From the department of clarification

Referring back to the most recent post about the Hoyt Spyder 30, I'd just like to make it clear that I don't condone the tying of anybody to bedposts and then shooting them with a crossbow.  Even hookers.  Especially hookers, since they're just trying to get through a difficult situation the only way they can, and it can't be that great a job (Julie Roberts' depiction in Pretty Woman aside).

If you watch (or read) Game of Thrones, you have to savor just what a miserable little shit that Joffrey is.